togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley)

shitshilarious:

collegehumor:

Old Sport

old sport. old sport. old sport.

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

shampood:

my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed”  and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack